how to myspace

instruction to become a cam whore/indie hipster/fashincore victim

-obviously sign up for the site
- get photoshop
(it is extremly important to get the softwear before geting the camera)
- purchase reasonably priced digital camera
-buy big dark sunglasses
take various pictures
-the SEX shot
(guys) crotch shot (gals) boob or some kind of near naked shot
-the emo shot
close up of person with glasses on and hair in face, and photoshoped to death
- the bathroom shot
shot of person in bathroom can also be the MIRROR SHOT, person takes picture of reflection. also non reflection and shot includes varios bathroom tolietries
- "death" from above shot
picture of person taken from an awkward above head angle
-crazy what the eff shot
person with friends doing crazy shit.. either at a show or party
all acceptable pictures but with limited space- only allowed 10shots, unless you know HTML- you may put varios picture throughout your site
almost all of pictures on myspace 80% are photoshoped. a lot of the shots may include said sunglasses
site also may include video. and the site may be "pimped out" by Thomas and other sites provide pre designed myspace layouts. and also a song minus a video

site info or whatever wirtten info may be filled with sarcasim, wit, or honesty.
post meaningless chian bullitens and write in the blog. fill site with meaningless bullshit. or have fun with it. do what you want kids



thats it for today kiddies